Monday, July 26, 2004

Monday, July 26, 2004

I've found our wolf friend...and he's selling and modeling his clothes on EBAY.

Some of you may remember an odd little fellow at Bryan College named Mike Roukas. The picture above may not convince that it is in fact half of the Prayer Warriors tagteam, but the pics below leave no doubt.



Check out his stuff at ebay.com. He's listed as seller "roukwolf". Reading the descriptions of each item is well worth the cyberspace trip. Here's an example of the first pictured item:

"Remember in Terminator 2, how the T1000 had that emotionless look of determination? With each glance, he seemed to be saying "I MUST do this; nothing else matters."

This is the same glance that I had when I grabbed this jacket off the thrift store rack long ago. I needed it that badly because it almost surpassed and redefined my standards of emo hotness. I suggest bidding on this thing right now, otherwise some other rival terminator will bid on it, and you'll have to fight him away by throwing him through walls and whacking him across the face with a urinal.

Well, times have changed, my tastes have evolved, and I'm a poor grad student who needs money. So be a pal and buy this jacket. It is unpretensiously stylish and you'll love it. "

Classic Roukas. It's good to know some things don't change too much.